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CompUSA employee speaking to himself: "Jerry, where's Jerry? HE'S WITH BEN MAKING ICE CREAM, YOU IDIOT!"
-- Montgomery Street / Submitted by Ed
Two overweight women rationalizing lunch: "It's only protein and vegetables."
-- At an Indian all-you-can-eat buffet / Submitted by Ced
