SFist has rarely been happier to live above ground level than we were when we read about this guy who pees in your window.* Seriously!
Last Saturday night, 19-year-old Moises Coralles of Redwood City was witnessed pissing into the window of a Menlo Park home. The residents of the home confronted him (wouldn't you?), so he fled on foot. One 25K arrest warrant later, Coralles was picked up and booked at the San Mateo County jail on suspicion of prowling.
According to the CBS piece on this incident, "Coralles had already been to prison three times for indecent exposure and prowling in 2005 — and was out on bail for those incidents at the time of Saturday's incident, the sheriff's office reported."
*This is kind of a lie. Actually, we're always happy that we live above the ground floor, because we feel that this will work to our benefit when the zombie invasion comes. But that's another post, for another day.Image from Annoying.com