The War-holios' 2005 Chriskwannakkah Wish List
A winning record.
It's just what they always wanted! You to include one "big" present on any wish list and this was by far the Wang-Chungs' number-one desire this holiday season. Despite a 6-8 record for December that included a five-game losing streak, the War-flowers are heading into 2006 two games over .500. Sure, now that they've hit this benchmark we'd all like their record to be better, but how many holiday seasons in a row have we all been willing to give our right Furbies just to be within caroling distance of .500? Exactly.
A power forward with post-up skills.
Some assembly required. Troy Murphy has the size and the stats to fill this bill, but we all know he isn't the answer. Yet, just like that cheap acrylic sweater from Mervyn's that our mom gave us, the War-lumps feel compelled to keep wearing Murph instead of the bitchin' cashmere v-neck they picked up in this year's draft. It's no secret, we like Ike. Until recently Monty has been reluctant to unleash the beast, but clearly he is the future at power forward.
Jessica Alba takes in a Warriors game. Sadly, in New York.
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