Old lady: "Excuse me, young man, could you help me put this window up? I've had so much blow today. I'm tired of blow."
-- From Joe/On the F Line

Twenty-something guy on phone with woman: "You should shower. That's gross. If you had sex 7 times you should shower. Yeah. Oh, you self lubricate?"
-- From Andrew/At the Pilsner

Newsie-Cap Dude: "Do you take foodstamps?"
Barista: "What's that?"
-- Starbucks inside Albertsons @ Fulton & Masonic