OK, so we were bored at work. That's our explanation for so very many things, including our stumble upon this men seeking women craigslist post:

Professional,Handsome Male Entertainer Seeks Wife/Sexy Assistant ! - 38 (castro / upper market)

This would be for a Magic Act!
I am for real and seek a Beautiful, Intelligent Young Female 21-30 for Marriage/Share Life and work together.
Please respond with photo which gets mine.

Our tedious life flashes before our eyes as we read this post. Give up our sometimes tedious day job as well as our SFist responsibilities for the live/work position described in this ad? Why not?

OK, we know why not, and the reasons involve random capitalization, being too damn old, and the fact that we don't like sharing. But that's just us. How about you? If you're interested, email this fine fella back at this address, and may the best wife/magician's assistant win!