Guy on cell: "I lost forty pounds in the last 20 weeks! I want to look great in that courtroom."
-- On the 21 @ Diviz

On the Muni excalators at Civic Center, a guy walking down throws his arms in the air and shouts "Fly!" He repeats. Again. Then he then puts his arms down and mumbles, "don't fly."
-- Submitted by Anthony

12-year-old boy: "The best ones don't have pubes."
-- Rossi Park