Ooooh-weeeee-ooooooh! The Air Force is dismissing panicky claims from residents in the area that they saw some weird spooky lights over the cross on Mount Davidson last night. People across the state and folks in Nevada all reported seeing something .......

One SF resident described the flashes in the sky as "a series of solid lights that appeared to be hovering. When viewed through binoculars, the lights appeared to vibrate." All Air Force bases say there were no flights scheduled that would have caused that effect. Hmmmm.

Hey, let us know if you see people suddenly disappearing today, okay? Clearly the folks we hang out with aren't going to be going anywhere if it's the Rapture, so we can't use them as a gauge for anything.