Happy Coming Out Day! Today's your extra-special chance to finally admit what we've all known about you for years.

Though reading the term "blind item" makes us want to poke our eyes out, get this: anonymous sources inform us that a gay-employee-group at one of SF's major employers is throwing a Coming Out Day party ... in, unfortunately, a private conference room.

Er, whoops. Maybe later they can hold a gay pride parade, under dark of night and in utter silence.