Shockingly, the world still kept on spinning. The NFL, however, was not amused. They are, in fact, supposedly trying to get Randy to go into the NFL’s drug program. According to reports, the NFL called Randy in to get tested again, but Randy said "no way, dude" and refuses to be tested. If he does agree to be tested and fails, he’ll go back in the program where he can hang out and listen to some Marley with Ricky Williams. If he refuses to be tested, he'll go back into the program where he can hang out and listen to some Marley with Ricky Williams. Talk about your double jeopardy. In response, the Raiders are going the Grassy Knoll route and saying that it’s all part of the NFL's larger conspiracy against the Silver & Black.

Either way, that’ll teach Randy to tell the truth. Doesn't he know we only say we want our atheletes to be interesting but hate it when they actually are? Hasn't he seen "Bull Durham?"