For instance, we chose Martha's "Apprentice" over the fifth "cycle" of "America's Next Top Model," but apparently we were the only people in America who did, because Martha is moving to 9 p.m. on Wednesdays this week, which means come 8 p.m. we will once again be glued to Tyra and her Janice-free panel of model-molders. Martha's move to 9 p.m. doesn't bode well for her show. If she couldn't win against Tyra, how's she going to win against "Lost"?

Image of Kim, our favorite Next Top Model--even though we haven't watched a single episode yet--from UPN.