Something to be Proud of

There were tons of lovely floats; one of our favorites was for Wells Fargo, which gets extra gay points for incorporating a showtune (but also loses gay points for it being a showtune sung by Ron Howard). There are, we regret to say, no surprises or insider scoops for us to report about the parade experience (which is possibly why the previous paragraph devolved into a gay Communist rant). We did, however, discover that dismal, sketchy Market Street becomes way more tolerable when it's closed to vehicular traffic -- too bad every day isn't gay day! See you next year, homos.