The first runner up sure knows how to get us all hot and bothered:

But the artistry of the following we think tipped the scales in favor of our winner:

O delicate pea
Alone, you are quite worthless
In aggregate: yum.

Also receiving a vote:

organic lettuce
practically boasting bunnies
it's so alive

So congratulations to Robin S. (we just got the URL) for the produce! We'll get in touch so that you can receive your prize. We'd also like to congratulate Sarah L. on the fine showing, and everybody else who sent in an entry. We hope you'll stick around, as we're sure there's going to be more free goodies to win in the future.

squirt all over me
you juicy dirty thing you
got me a grapefruit