But SFist's loss is, we suppose, Gothamist's gain. Not that they'll pay any attention to her what with their big celebrities and troll-like billionaire Mayor Bloomberg. They won't make her feel at home or give her treats or follow her every move with intense scrutiny and maybe-verging-on-mean snark. No, they'll just ignore her like every other starry-eyed ingenue who goes to the big city to seek fame and fortune.
But we have one more card up our sleeve. Turns out that Oakland had a little help from across the bay in securing their new zoo panda - named, SFist hopes, "So So Best". So keep an eye on our favorite Court TV personality, banana spokesmodel and rumored beard, Gothamist Jen.Original photo by Dewey Nicks, Harpers Bazaar. Copyright infringing edit by SFist Jackson.