We're going to let you in on a little holiday travelling secret... Don't Do It. Seriously. Wait for teleportation or, say, February. But if you must go somewhere during the holiday season, the three local airports have some tips for you.

The Oakland Airport has a clever list of the 12 tips for holiday travel. They suggest a good last minute airport-panic gift would be a bobblehead doll of the Governator. We're not so sure about that but at least it has more comic potential than socks. Oakland also guarantees a parking spot somewhere in one of its lots. If you haven't already suckered someone into driving you then you might need to take advantage of this.