We're worried about Kat Hunter. Oh, we think she'll be fine. What we're worried about is the legions of lonely gamers out there who dream about meeting a smart, sexy woman who they can get drunk and play Katamari Damacy for the rest of their lives with. A woman who not only gets paid to play video games, but gets copies of the games before they even hit store shelves and then gets to offer her opinions on those games to the public. Of course, this in no way happens to be SFist's fantasy (um, yeah, not at all). To the legions of the lonely out there, you may not be able to marry Kat, but you can at least read her blog, and she probably wouldn't mind too much if you bought her expensive gifts.

When she's not lusting after Elijah Wood (uh, Kat, been reading Gawker lately?), she's staying up 'til the break of dawn playing the latest titles. Since there's been quite the bit of buzz about Kat and friends lately, we figured we'd sit down with this superstar over bourbon and AOL IM and get to the core of what it means to be a female game journo living in our fair city. Her answers to our tepid questions after the jump.

Special 'F**king flu shot shortage! F**k you, Chiron!' edition.