Stuart Alexander has been convicted of three counts of first degree murder, one count of attempted murder and the special circumstances of public employees on the job and a multiple homicide. Whew. You may remember Mr. Alexander, the "Sausage King" of Santos Linguisa. Unless Arnold Schwarzenegger turns to his friends and family in Austria for advice, this dude's probably going to receive the ultimate punishment.

It would have helped if he hadn't immediately before walking into his office where the victims were waiting and shot them in cold blood. But not much. And he might have reconsidered counsel after his defense attorney challenged the prosecutor to a fight. SFist is taking down a lesson on petty tyrants and their excesses right now.

America is suffering for lack of food safety inspectors and here three were slain in one stroke. Cook your meat according to food safety guidelines, people! And if you make sausage for a living, please come to terms with the fact that you will never truly possess a kingdom - maybe in heaven, but that better be some good ass sausage.

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