Just Hook The IV Directly Into Our Brain

As of now, this is still a pipe dream, though -- TiVo and Netflix admit that it will be an uphill battle coaxing reluctant fascist movie companies that they can ensure against piracy. Look, we'll sign something that says we won't burn anything to DVD and sell it on the corner of Valencia and 16th, we swear -- we just want our movie entertainment piped into our homes like radon into a basement! This is just one step closer to our dream of never actually having to get up off the couch except to get snack foods!