Monday's morning roundup is having a hard time getting to work, but is still blaming it on BART. Some links to get your short week started: Behind the scenes of Tosca Cafe's renovations

Twelve terrifyingly lifelike sculptures have appeared on Fillmore Street. [SFAppeal] Photos from the board of an Ocean Beach surfer. [RichmondSF] Behind the scenes at Cat Head's BBQ in SoMa. [SeriousEats] A security company

A coalition of 60 some clergy members of various faiths gathered at Grace Cathedral yesterday to "thank God they got it right" on gay marriage yesterday. [BCN/Appeal] Here's your S.F. Chronicle

Did you hear? DOMA is unconstitutional and gay marriage will be legal in California. We'll have more on this throughout the day, until then, some links: Local indie rock hero John Vanderslice calls

It's the end of an era at St. Ignatius: After 43 years, Monday night Bingo is no more and Chuck Nevius is on it. [Nevius] Knife crime: man fights for life after being

In Defense of San Francisco's Techies: in which the Chronicle finally stands up for this put-upon crowd. [Chron] A Girl, Her Pimp and Her Parents, a long read about the local couple who

One woman's account of her night serving food off her body at San Francisco's sex supper club. [NYMag] Even dirtier: a look at the unhealthiest restaurant in San Francisco. [Vice] Instagram video already

Treasured, beloved and historic City Lights bookstore turns 60 this weekend. [KALW] S & R Lounge, also known as the lobby bar at Hotel Zetta on Fifth Street, is now open with a

17 deplorable teens wanted for beating up two 14-year-olds as they waited for Muni. [SFEx] Rasselas Jazz Club appears to be closing after 30 years on Fillmore Street. [InsideScoop] A two-alarm fire started

Michael Bauer really loves Coqueta, the new waterfront tapas "triumph" from Michael Chiarello, gives it 3.5 stars. [Chron] Muni adding 62 new hybrid buses to the fleet today. [CBS] Meet Heartbaker, now

Notoriously bland 100 Van Ness is getting a facelift. [Sex Pigeon] [Curbed] SFPD arrest "prolific" burglar suspect. [SF Examiner] So long, The Grove on Chestnut Street, the rent was just too damn high.

Parking enforcement meets Robocop: SFPD will start using mobile devices to issue tickets and collision reports. [SFAppeal] This house on Billionaire's Row could be yours for a cool $14.5 million. [CurbedSF] A

Elevator accident blamed for death at 49ers stadium construction site. [Previously] [SFEx] A report from the Hayes Valley Farm (with illustrations!) [SFAppeal/Grist] SFWeekly's cover story this week blows the lid off this

While you were out getting a bagel, these two gentleman were doing 1,000th swim to Alcatraz today. [BCN/Appeal] Vandals obscure Interstate 880 sign near MacArthur Maze, probably feel pretty good about

Anybody want to buy an historic (and possibly haunted — by dancers or otherwise) Market Street Theater? [SFAppeal] SoulCycle is the latest fitness craze sweeping the cool-kid coastal cities. And now its in Marin.

Spare the Air today. Please and thank you. [BCN/Appeal] Market Street from Van Ness to Sixth Street is getting a $700,000 repaving job this weekend. [CBS] Unmanned drones: also good for

Meth, guns, and dogs are all this guy's best friend. Cops not so much. [SFEx] How to make a see-thru margarita, featuring SF's own Tim Zohn of AQ Restaurant. [Gizmodo] Kurt Abney speaks

Tenderloin ice cream sandwich scuffle ends in two arrests. [SFEx] Social anxiety: alleged hacker Matthew Keys faces a long road to redemption. [BetaBeat] Apple poised to make 7,400 new hires in Cupertino.

After buying up the Guardian and the Weekly, the San Francisco Newspaper Company (also the owners of the Examiner) are within days of buying up 49% share of the Bay Area Reporter, SF's

Devo played a concert in Golden Gate Park this weekend. Here's what that looked like. [Bluoz] Umami Burger opening another S.F. location on King Street near AT&T Park. [Inside Scoop]

Facebook hosts hacking event to help Veterans. Now if only they could hack their way through that mound of backlogged VA paperwork. [KTVU] [Daily Show] Hayes Valley's Proxy Project now has free Wi-Fi.

East Bay Express reviews Tribune Tavern, a meat-and-potatoes-and-drinks spot in the old Tribune building, "it's hard not to like the idea of the place and to be glad that it's open." [East Bay

Oakland poised to bring back vintage streetcars. [East Bay Express] An excuse to burn some gasoline: California roadside attractions. [Chronicle] Spirit of Burning Man coming to Berkeley for one day and one day

Jerry Brown's political reboot. (Does not include "shit happens," apparently.) [The Atlantic] Chilling out with some weed can help cure PTSD, a study shows. [East Bay Express] Thing that exists: a $125 dive