On Sunday, a man from L.A. jumped the fence at the San Francisco Zoo and ran through the African Savanna exhibit. We guess he really wanted to see that baby giraffe. [CBS5]

Brace for the inevitable: a map of New York, seen through a San Franciscan's eyes. [SF Magazine] Another BB gun shooting goes down in the Tenderloin. Who are all these BB Gun bandits?

A spike in psychiatric patients is straining San Francisco's Hospital system. [SF Examiner] Meet 25-year-old Topless Travis, a man from Santa Cruz who never wears a shirt. [Chron] Seasonal food for chilly S.

Celebrated cocktail bar Trick Dog has a new cocktail menu, and they've ditched the Pantone menu for a sleeve of 45s. [Serious Drinks] Where to get a (ahem) craft cocktail that doesn't take

A beer map of the East Bay [BoldItalic] Ever-expanding La Boulange coming to West Portal. [Curbed] Volunteers and people dressed as Smurfs helped clean up Golden Gate Park as a promotional stunt for

Chronicle sports editor misses foul ball at Monday night's Giants game, is promptly ridiculed. [Chron] Apple found guilty of of conspiring to fix prices on eBooks. [Reuters] Area man has a way better

Talk about burning, man: "Positive chlamydia and gonorrhea results go up by about 30% in San Francisco after Burning Man," according to one Bay Area women's clinic volunteer. [Jezebel] Google Interns are terrorizing

With all this recent construction, the city's building department should have some room for improvement. [SFEx] House-milled flour is now a thing: The Mill on Divisadero is officially milling their own flour. [SFoodie]

Brass Tacks, the Marlena's replacement in Hayes Valley, debuts tomorrow. [HayesWire] In New York, Uber offers helicopter rides to the Hamptons. [Gothamist] Did National Center for Lesbian Rights director Kate Kendell hurt the

Since you're working from home while BART's on strike why not use the extra time in your day to make some baked goods? Here's a recipe for a boozy coffee cake made with

Monday's morning roundup is having a hard time getting to work, but is still blaming it on BART. Some links to get your short week started: Behind the scenes of Tosca Cafe's renovations

Twelve terrifyingly lifelike sculptures have appeared on Fillmore Street. [SFAppeal] Photos from the board of an Ocean Beach surfer. [RichmondSF] Behind the scenes at Cat Head's BBQ in SoMa. [SeriousEats] A security company

A coalition of 60 some clergy members of various faiths gathered at Grace Cathedral yesterday to "thank God they got it right" on gay marriage yesterday. [BCN/Appeal] Here's your S.F. Chronicle

Did you hear? DOMA is unconstitutional and gay marriage will be legal in California. We'll have more on this throughout the day, until then, some links: Local indie rock hero John Vanderslice calls

It's the end of an era at St. Ignatius: After 43 years, Monday night Bingo is no more and Chuck Nevius is on it. [Nevius] Knife crime: man fights for life after being

In Defense of San Francisco's Techies: in which the Chronicle finally stands up for this put-upon crowd. [Chron] A Girl, Her Pimp and Her Parents, a long read about the local couple who

One woman's account of her night serving food off her body at San Francisco's sex supper club. [NYMag] Even dirtier: a look at the unhealthiest restaurant in San Francisco. [Vice] Instagram video already

Treasured, beloved and historic City Lights bookstore turns 60 this weekend. [KALW] S & R Lounge, also known as the lobby bar at Hotel Zetta on Fifth Street, is now open with a

17 deplorable teens wanted for beating up two 14-year-olds as they waited for Muni. [SFEx] Rasselas Jazz Club appears to be closing after 30 years on Fillmore Street. [InsideScoop] A two-alarm fire started

Michael Bauer really loves Coqueta, the new waterfront tapas "triumph" from Michael Chiarello, gives it 3.5 stars. [Chron] Muni adding 62 new hybrid buses to the fleet today. [CBS] Meet Heartbaker, now

Notoriously bland 100 Van Ness is getting a facelift. [Sex Pigeon] [Curbed] SFPD arrest "prolific" burglar suspect. [SF Examiner] So long, The Grove on Chestnut Street, the rent was just too damn high.

Parking enforcement meets Robocop: SFPD will start using mobile devices to issue tickets and collision reports. [SFAppeal] This house on Billionaire's Row could be yours for a cool $14.5 million. [CurbedSF] A

Elevator accident blamed for death at 49ers stadium construction site. [Previously] [SFEx] A report from the Hayes Valley Farm (with illustrations!) [SFAppeal/Grist] SFWeekly's cover story this week blows the lid off this

While you were out getting a bagel, these two gentleman were doing 1,000th swim to Alcatraz today. [BCN/Appeal] Vandals obscure Interstate 880 sign near MacArthur Maze, probably feel pretty good about

Anybody want to buy an historic (and possibly haunted — by dancers or otherwise) Market Street Theater? [SFAppeal] SoulCycle is the latest fitness craze sweeping the cool-kid coastal cities. And now its in Marin.