misc Inappropriate Attire at Dolores Park Hey, guys, thanks for stopping by our office. We know you have a lot of work this morning, but would you mind stepping inside for a second? This won't take long. Please, have
misc Another Kinda Funny NOM Parody: 'A Gaythering Storm' While conservative Miss USA runner-up and certifiable dumb bitch Carrie Prejean defends herself and continues to stand behind her anti-gay-marriage stance, the folks at Funny or Die have offered up yet another NOM
misc Real Estate Protip: Confederate Flag Comforter Sells Home If you're not reading Curbed, you're missing out. On a lot. Take, for example, this Bernal Heights home (638 Banks St Unit 638-A) they came across, which is currently on the market. The
misc Photo du Jour 291 The moment SF Mayor Gavin Newsom pressed "update" to announce his candidacy for Governor of California. What this shot really needs? Crackling green laser beams, complex scientific charts, and test tubes with dry
misc What's Going On Here, Windshield at Folsom & 13th? OK. We've seen this windshield sign for the past few months when we pass by Folsom and 13th Streets, which was initially brought to our attention by Examiner columnist Melissa Griffin. But today,
misc What's Going On Here, Muni? First, why is the error message so "passive-aggressive"? Also, the error sign was up for at least nine hours without any Muni employee passing by, or at least none caring enough to fix
misc Highly Sexualized Spongebob Ad for Burger King Has everybody seen this ad for Burger King featuring Spongebob Squarepants, that scary masked King and a spoof version of Sir Mix-a-lot's "Baby Got Back?" Yeah, we didn't think so (we have TiVo
misc Photo du Jour 390 Dear God, make it stop. The hellish weather will subside by Wednesday, with a slight chance of rain by Friday.
misc Jonesing There's nothing worse than the smell of a fresh cigarette stub on Muni (aside from the less frequent bodily functions or a burrito in the process of being eaten). We have to admit
misc Steve and Kate's Summer Camp Starts in June at Six Bay Area Locations Steve and Kate's Summer Camp, which "reinvents summer camp for the modern era," sounds like a dream camp for kids in kindergarten through 7th grade that's customized for each child. It's something we
misc Take a Free Walking Tour Today, This Weekend, Any Day We recently discovered San Francisco City Guides' free walking tours last fall, which have been around for 30 years. They offer seasonally-themed tours throughout the year, including their annual Scavenger Hunt in the
misc BREAKING: <em>Alf, St. Elmo's Fire</em> to Be Available on YouTube In a majorly unexciting development, YouTube has struck a deal with several studios to offer full-length movies and television shows on its platform. YouTube parent Google is hoping this will bring a new
misc Today in NOM Ad Parodies Given the avid internet addictions of most of our readers, we assume you've seen this hilarious ad by The National Organization for Marriage in which a bunch of hired actors pretend to be
misc What Is the Jejune Institute? by Lisa Hix Found throughout San Francisco and the East Bay, the photocopied images bear an uncomfortable resemblance to pictures of Klansmen, but the delightfully Amelie-esque text is hard to resist: WHO ARE
misc Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Note Behavior of Dolores Park Litterers Mission Mission posted this appalling photo of the trash left behind at Dolores Park on Easter Sunday, which was taken at 7 a.m. yesterday morning. Nearly 3,500 people were still hanging
misc Photo du Jour 385 Bye bye, Easter. Oh, and remember this: Easter candy is crazy cheap at Walgreen's right now. Really, you could be rolling around naked in a vat of Cadbury Mini Eggs if you wanted.
misc BYOBW: Bring Your Own Big Wheel Race (Photos) Originally held on Lombard Street, the BYOBW (Bring Your Own Big Wheel) Race has since moved to the somewhat more (or less?) twisty terrain on Potrero Hill at Vermont and 20th streets. This
misc Live Footage from the 1989 Loma Prieta Earthquake The above video is a collection of live footage captured during the 1989 Loma Prieta Earthquake in San Francisco, which was created by the U.S. Geological Survey. Be forewarned that it's a
misc One More Reason You May Never See Your Abs We don't mean to derail your Spring diet plan, or gross you out early on Monday morning, whichever the case may be. But it's flying around the internet and we may as well
misc Week Around the Ists Gothamist watched as a New School University building was once again occupied by protesters who were soon arrested by police. The cops claimed they didn't use pepper spray but a video suggests otherwise.
