SF News Public Meat Beater Knocked Out By Offended Spectator A man who was pleasuring himself in public had an unhappy ending yesterday, when an offended onlooker whacked the auto-stimulator in the head. According to the San Francisco Police Department, the 21-year-old man
SF News Smashing Pumpkins, Marilyn Manson Apparently Compel Convicted Child Killer To Pleasure Himself In Bay Area Backyard [Updated] A Bay Area man was arrested Tuesday, after the dulcet tones of Marilyn Manson sent him to such heights of passion that he was allegedly compelled to begin pleasuring himself on the spot.
Arts & Entertainment Do You Know What A 'San Francisco Hitchhike' Is? In the early years of SFist, one of our Gothamist overlords told us we should sign up for this (since discontinued, I thought) email-alert system from Urban Dictionary that would let us know
SF News Masturbating Dude Arrested At Muni Bus Stop This is gross. A 35-year-old man was arrested Wednesday morning for allegedly rubbing one out at a Muni bus stop in Presidio Heights. At around 9 a.m. Wednesday, officers received a report
Arts & Entertainment May Is International Masturbation Month, Ya Jagoffs According to San Francisco-based, lady-owned sex accessories shop Good Vibrations, the month of May is International Masturbation Month. Which makes sense because your mom will always interrupt right in the middle of it.
SF News Aspiring Castro Nudist Acquitted On Indecent Exposure Charges Earlier today, jurors acquitted 48-year-old Richard Sierra on charges of indecent exposure being leveled after the man exposed himself on Castro Street in November. According to a press release from the Public Defender's
