Michael Bauer’s review of Dixie, in pretty photos. [Inside Scoop] Brief fire at the Shell Refinery in Martinez. [Claycord] Underwhelming police response after alleged carjacking/abduction on 20th and San Carlos. [Uptown

Dave Eggers must feel so bad right now. [AP] That'll do, pig. That'l do. [Uptown Almanac] Yikes, the Gaultier show ends next week! [RichmondBlog] And now, a wedding on Valencia Street. [Mission Local]

Drag is out at Holy Redeemer [BAR] Chevron claims seen as not worth trouble [Chronicle] Help Kata-vento make their first EP! [Kickstarter] The purest Twitter burn [Mission Mission] Possibly Taiwanese Restaurant Tii Moves

Amazon quietly closes security hole after journalist's devastating hack. [Wired] Mission Rock Resort opening this Friday! [Tablehopper] Activists win legal victory just as the circus comes to town. [SFBG] AM Ocean Avenue blaze

Beloved, but not brave: War Horse at the Curran. [SF Appeal] Breaking: Jon Carroll reviews Tina Fey's hot new effort, Bossypants. [Chronicle] Coi and SPQR land on Newsweek’s "Best in the World

The New York Times calls Oakland, "The Last Refuge of Radical America" [NYT] Take a look around all the great swimming pools of San Francisco. If only we had been born in the

Someone flashing a sign while having their photo taken with iconic filmmaker Woody Allen. UNACCEPTABLE. [Inside Scoop] McKayla Maroney is a national treasure. [BuzzFeed] Parrots, possum in Bernal Heights. [Bernalwood] Council considers affordable

Western Truck Exchange, the greatest band you've never heard of before. [Tenderloin Geographic Society] What's up with the Ocean Avenue Whole Foods? [Curbed] Spending the weekend at Malibu Grand Prix. [SFGate] And now,

Off The Grid wins lawsuit over Financial District absurdity. [Eater] What's the first thing you tell newbies about Muni? [Muni Diaries] Are American alcohol prices a ripoff? [MrEricSir] What's (not yet) happening at

Former Piccino chef Rachel Sillcocks lands at Valencia Street asshole oasis Range. [Inside Scoop] SF Bay Guardian released its annual best-of issue. [SFBG] Behold, the official Alamo Drafthouse New Mission press release. [Mission

The most necessary graffiti of our time. [Mission Mission] National same-sex kiss day planned for anti-civil rights fast food joint Chick-fil-A. [Eater] Car porn, anyone? [Violet Blue] Secret places at Fort Mason. [SFGate]

Michael Bauer dines with dark chocolate-lover Nancy Pelosi. [Inside Scoop] Jenna Jameson will help the Gold Club celebrate 8 years of making rich men's penises erect. [Eater] There is only one real "chick

Bernal Bigfoot Sighting Explained! [Bernalwood] "There should be a special Occupy night at Les Miz because basically, the whole musical is Occupy 19th-century Paris. (#occupy19thcenturyparis)" [Tourist Trapped] St. Anthony's is keeping homeless feet

Leon Chow, John Avalos's challenger, seems super, super shady. [SF Appeal] How DARE you, Robert Hurwitt! How dare you, sir. [Chron] The answer is, and always has been, Angela Lansbury. [Awl] Steepness abounds.

A police officer shot at this 7-month-old puppy named Mister. We need to go cry now. [CBS SF] Why tall people should talk to strangers in Target. [SFGate] BART elevators are gross. [SF

Shooting on 24th Street? [Mission Mission] Sign Julie Klausner's online petition to pet Duke, the Bush's Beans dog. This is important. [HuffPo] Another Spare the Air Day declared for tomorrow.[SF Appeal] One

City College on the brink! [KQED] Louis CK's direct-sales concert so far: $6MM. [Boing Boing] And you weekend traffic disruptions are... [SF Appeal] 8,000 mobile devices left at top U.S. airports.

Holy smokes, it's the preview for The Silence of the Trans starring Sharon Needles & Peaches Christ! * faint * [Peaches Christ] Rockstar Mayhem Fest 2012? Why not. [SF Appeal] Dead robbery suspect IDd as

Chronicle releases list of top 100 bars in the Bay Area, then egregiously leaves off the Powerblouse. [Chron] Final Ocean Beach master plan released! [Curbed] Guess who loves herself some River Rock Casino?

Fort Mason design competition brings out global talent. [Curbed] Lost Weekend's new underground micro-cinema "Cinecave" opens tonight. [Uptown Almanac] Party down. [SFBG] Is the Central Subway extending to Washington Square? [SF Appeal] SoMa’

Print publishing now almost killing people. Sad. [SF Appeal] Joseph Byrnes, musician who slaughtered dog in church, dead. [SF Weekly] If your partner won't pee on you after nine years, it really is

And now, an ode to the Precita Playground Satellite Spinner. [Bernalwood] Shooting at 24th and Harrison! [Uptown Almanac] Following Twitter's footsteps, Dolby plans to move headquarters to Mid-Market. (We'll never be able to

California's cigarette tax narrowly fails. [Mercury News] A helpful list showing hungry revelers where to eat during Gay Pride. [Grub Street] C.W. Nevius nearly kills cyclist with car, gets upset about resulting

Who designed 2950 Vallejo? [Curbed] Get your gay on. [SFBG] Are there penalties for a late security deposit interest payment? [SF Appeal] James Syhabout talks Commis and Hawker Fare, defining and refining. [Inside

Another gay bar, one that didn't cater to locals, closes in the Castro. [Grub Street] Pearl Jam fleeced. [Chron] Remember Third Eye Blind? Maybe this will help. [Uptown Almanac] If you bought us