Jet hits bird, makes emergency landing at Oakland Airport. [Chronicle] Jane Goodall visits Marin to accept award. [Marin IJ] Stanley Saitowitz-designed units release first images of Dogpatch condo splendor. [Curbed] Wavves plays Slim’

Watch this depressing time-lapse visualization of Ellis Act evictions. [SFBG] Death cause for Cup sailor: head trauma, drowning. [Chron] Five small towns you should visit near Lake Tahoe. [7x7] State Bird Provisions to

Felony gun charges for 49er Aldon Smith. [Chronicle] The Battery is fancy, for rich people. [SFGate] Just in time for tonight's season premiere, listen to Kristofor Husted and Tyler Moss' podcast preview of

Check out Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds school house. [California Home Design] Foreign Cinema to become Stars for a night. [Inside Cinema] A's and the ALDS. [Oakland Tribune, McCovey Chronicles] It’s a Bird…

Check out Stephen Curry's Oakland penthouse. It's fancy. [Curbed] Tourists turned away from iconic Bay Area spots due to government shutdown. [Chronicle] Let's talk about the new grocery store in Hayes Valley. [Hayeswire]

Forget the Folsom Street Fair, check out these pics from the Super Hero Street Fair! [SFBG] The 3 biggest tech mistakes you’re making at Cal UC Berkeley. [Daily Clog] Mother, son escape

Two years after the Fillmore and Haight fire, here's what former residents have to say about their housing prospects. [Haighteration] A genius has discovered how to charge your phone on BART. [Uptown Almanac]

An eviction reprieve, for now. Also, Mayor Lee still mum. Hmm. [Tim's SF] Dudes play music in a van. [Uptown Almanac] Be polite, cyclists. [Haighteration] Garaje is the second best thing to happen

S.F. police announce arrest in random killing of Muni rider. [SFGate] Nettie’s Crab Shack to close at the end of the year. [Inside Scoop] This is some serious Grey Gardens zaniness

Live in this alley for $1.5 million? We sure would. [Curbed] Supes hear of frustration with SF Pride officials. [BAR] Women-in-tech problem hits local glossy mag. [Alison Dame-Boyle, SF Magazine] Kiwis miss

Oh, this is fun: Contortionist holds record for world’s fastest human backbend walk. [Laughing Squid] British food critic ("jumbo shrimp," anyone?) has his feelings hurt at Manresa. [Eater] It's all about the

WHAT?!?!?! [Mission Mission] Pretty photos from Victory Burger in Oakland. [Inside Scoop] An A's preview. You're welcome. [ESPN] Joyous sidewalk typos. [SFBay] Ready for their close-up: map of SF buildings used in film

Check out local band Hot Lunch's new music video for "She Wants More." [Mission Mission] David Chiu announces his candidacy for Assembly. [SF Examiner] Pim Techamuanvivit opening in Union Square. [EaterSF] Owner nixes

31-story residential rower project slated for SoMa [Curbed] Oakland police release sketch in sleepover killing. [Chronicle] Stop the Willie Brown Bridge! [SF Weekly] Contemplating the new Bay Bridge and the old, from the

The state of local art. [Uptown Almanac] Holy cocaine-drenched '80s pad, Batman! [Curbed] Supe Campos calls for hearings to review Rec and Park vehicle policy. [Bernalwood] Osmanthus to replace Nan Yang in Oakland’

Jim Harbaugh punches back at Packers’ Clay Matthews. [SFGate] Another BART strike on the horizon? [Oakland Tribune] A look at Daniel Patterson's Coi cookbook. [Eater] Supe. Campos urges SF to explore using Richmond's

Bridge School lineup announced. [Oakland Tribune] Used car dealership goes up in flames. [NBC Bay Area] What to expect at eat Real Festival. [SFoodie] "People" accuses wrong Asian woman of dating Sergey Brin.

IRS to recognize gay couples. Hot! [BAR] We now present to you, Mrs. Melissa Griffin Caen. [SF Magazine] Adam Hinojosa out at Per Diem, in at Noir Lounge. [Eater] A (long) love letter

Police chase shuts down parts of I-580. [Oakland Tribune] Earflap bandit strikes again! [Marin IJ] Pretty people doing pretty things at the SF Symphony gala. [Chronicle] Richmond to seize hundreds of mortgage loans

Palmer's Tavern opens on Fillmore. [Inside Scoop] Court in SF refuses to block California’s foie gras ban. [SF Appeal] 13-year-old girl reported that two men tried to kidnap her near 12th Avenue

Vine is evil, suspends account of 12-year-old video genius. [Gawker] School districts aren't doing enough to stop bullying. [BAR] Governor may sign bill that would make it tougher to fire dishonest cops. [EBX]

Lights out in SF buildings to save birds. [NBC Bay Area] North Beach conflict-of-interest zone. [SFBG] TechCrunch needs Social Media Volunteer Intern for Disrupt SF. [TechCrunch] Eeeeewww. [Marin IJ] Census visualization reveals racial

California governor proposes $315M prison fix, wants to send cons to private prison. [Chronicle] The minimalist Russian Hill stunner is the stuff of robot dreams. [Curbed] Bender's Bar unveils a new logo. [Uptown

Local critics talk Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. [Mission Mission] Medal of Honor goes to 33-year-old Army staff sergeant from Antioch. [Chronicle] Chelsea Manning contingent wins Pride award. [SFBG] Traffic chaos TK. Brace