Chef Mourad Lahlou of Aziza goes shirtless for 2012 Meals on Wheels calendar. [Richmond SF] OccupySF protested in Union Square for Black Friday, urging shoppers not to, you know, shop. [SFist] McSweeney's children's

Brace yourselves, al signs point to an imminent Occupy SF raid. [BCN/Appeal] Espressamente Illy, the new cafe from the classic-cute Italian coffee giant, hits the Financial District. [EaterSF] Farina in the Mission

This mayoral election signals a shift to the right, says the New York Times/Bay Citizen. [NYT] The Guardian looks at San Francisco's political spectrum. [SFBG] La Boulange doesn't care what you think

A leak in a ConocoPhilips crude oil pipeline made Concord smell even worse than normal. [Chron] There was another #OpBART protest last night. A few people showed up. [SFEx] Delightful, fantastical new five-panel

Temporary Mayor Ed Lee discusses Chinese food, explains the pink plastic bags and neglects to mention Del Monte ketchup once. [EaterSF] The SPUR Planning Geniuses have drafted up a master plan to fix

A less-than-catlike burglar fell out of a second story window and broke his eye socket while trying to flee the scene of his robbery at Mission and Cesar Chavez. The stolen goods were

SFPD gets high marks for handling the ruffians at Occupy SF, says a poll conducted by a local CBS affiliate. [CBS5] John Avalos wants to know: why is Ed Lee "stuck" on not

Chief Suhr maintains that last night's SFPD activity around Potrero Hill and Treasure Island was part of a "training activity". Although some elected officials aren't buying it. [SFAppeal] Speaking of which, cops on

A friendly note from BART: The 12th Street Oakland Civic Center Station is currently open, but they won't let you use the Ogawa Plaza exit. [BART] John Avalos' proposed a resolution to protect

The woman accused of murdering nursing student Michelle Le cannot fire her lawyer, judge rules. [SFEx] Anonymous hackers threaten to censor Fox News. [Gawker] Biergarten in Hayes Valley is almost exactly like Zeitgeist,

Mission Street bouncy ball party gets rowdy, turns in to a street melee, ends in a couple of arrests. [SFAppeal] Carlos Santana dropped in to Mission High School (his alma mater) to congratulate

The teen accused of killing a Hog and Rocks chef was commended as a youth program "success story." [Appeal] Witnesses sought in Mission Street hate crime that occurred in front of Taqueria Cancun

San Francisco is a role model for handling Occupy camps, says vocal Sit/Lie supporter Chuck Nevius. [Chron] Avant Housing breaks ground at 1880 Mission, looks really boring. [CurbedSF] Amateur architecture critics overheard

Former SF Weekly editor (1997-2005) John Mecklin discusses what's wrong with Alt-Weeklies, namechecks SFist. [Mecklin] via [SFCitizen] Like the affluent Sea Cliff dwellers, North Beach residents would like to ban tour buses in

Fog City Journal attended the TNDC Pool Toss last night, high-resolution photos of the hilarity right this way. [FCJ] Are the real estate agents behind this Inner Sunset abode deliberately marketing to Catholics?

Get Your Flu Shot with 211 and keep your grimy rhinovirus off the rest of us. [SFAppeal] Everyone is talking about The Ed Lee Story: An Unexpected Mayor, the new book about Ed

This man from Redwood City believes he's close to capturing Bigfoot. [SFEx] Steve Jobs' death certificate indicates his immediate cause of death was respiratory arrest stemming from the pancreatic cancer. [AP/KTVU] Oakland

Congratulations are in order for noted funnyman Seth Rogen, who married longtime girlfriend Lauren Miller at Sonoma County's Kunde Estate over the weekend. [US Mag] Speaking of famous people in wine country: David