SF News 49ers Preview: Niners At Minnesota (By Daisy Barringer) The weirdest part about football season is that it’s the only time of year when I actually wish my weekends away. Like Friday night and Saturday? Useless. Because all
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: SF Beat Detroit 27-19; Fans On The Bus Lose By Daisy Barringer Last week I mentioned how inspired I was by the behavior of the Packers' fans in Green Bay. This week, I decided to take what I'd learned from those kind,
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: Victory in Green Bay By Daisy Barringer May 2012: My best friend and I are celebrating my birthday with an indulgent dinner at Absinthe complete with caviar and cocktails. Lots of cocktails. At one point she looks
SF News Niners, Guns Return To Candlestick Park The San Francisco 49ers returned to Candlestick Park for a preseason game against the Vikings last Friday night. The Niners got a good start, warming up Colin Kaepernick with 92 running yards and
SF News 49ers Aldon Smith Stabbed At His Own Gun-Happy Party Described by neighbors as "terrible," "reckless," and an "immature millionaire," 49ers linebacker Aldom Smith, 22, was stabbed at his own East San Jose party on Saturday just five months after being arrested for
SF News New 49er Brandon Jacobs Like To Drive Really Fast New 49er Brandon Jacobs is caught up in a scandal involving New Jersey state troopers who escorted caravans of luxury cars at extraordinarily high speeds (100-120 mph). According to the Star-Ledger, the police
SF News Santa Clara 49ers Stadium Ground Breaking Breaks SF Hearts "How is everyone celebrating #groundbreaking eve?" 49ers owner Jed York tweeted on Wednesday. Not the greatest move, especially for some San Francisco fans still reeling from their team's move down south. In addition
SF News Good Job, Jerks: 49ers-Raiders Preseason Game Nixed Due to the violence the plagued last year's 49ers vs Raiders game (an exhibition battle between San Francisco and Oakland), the "Battle of the Bay" has been cancelled. Which: good. A fight inside
SF News Awkward Tweet Alert: Jed York Welcomes Back Alex Smith Huh. This is awkward. Now that no other team wanted to sign Alex Smith, just like SFist's own Daisy Barringer predicted, and the 49ers tried (unsuccessfully) to woo Peyton Manning, Smith resigned from
SF News 49er Arrested For DUI Possibly still crestfallen over the Niners' NFC loss, 22-year-old rookie defensive end Aldon Smith was arrested on DUI charges Saturday morning in Miami. According to the Sacramento Bee, the wasted 49er was swerving
Arts & Entertainment Video: Boy Cries Because 49ers Won't Play In Super Bowl SFist's Daisy Barringer has stiff competition in the mourning game after little Johnny here shed tears of sorrow and confusion after the 49ers lost Sunday's NFC Championship game to New York. Is this
Arts & Entertainment Niners Coach Jim Harbaugh Makes Fun Of Tender California Feelings Though he hails from a God forsaken area in the Midwest—presumably from some unsettling oddity like Kentucky, Michigan, or Orinda—49ers coach Jim Harbaugh had some radical words for Californians' sensitive feelings.
Arts & Entertainment Heavily Sacked Alex Smith Receives Free Condoms Niners Quarterback Alex Smith was sacked a painful 44 times before his season came to an end last Sunday, which means Smith gets the honor of being the Most Sacked Quarterback in the
SF News Concussion-Prone Kyle Williams Targeted By Giants In the aftermath of Sunday's NFC Championship loss, some press statements from Giants players are suggesting that unfortunate fumbler Kyle Williams was targeted from early in the game because of his known history
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: Our Season Comes To A Heartbreaking End (By Daisy Barringer) It's 11:15 a.m. as I write. I am hiding under my down comforter, wishing it were raining outside, unable to force myself out of bed, wondering why it
SF News Guy Threatens Kyle Williams' Life On Twitter Over Niners Loss Kyle Williams is a legend. But probably not the kind he wanted to be. After his two fumbles (among other things) cost the Niners Sunday's NFC game, he'll go down (however briefly) as
SF News Alas, San Francisco 49ers Won't Head To Super Bowl During a suspenseful game that went into overtime, the New York Giants beat the San Francisco 49ers 20-17 for the NFC Championship title. This means that, sadly, SF won't advance to the Super
SF News Soggy Candlestick Prepares For 49ers-Giants NFC Championship A stormy day hasn't kept fans from cheering on the San Francisco 49ers today. All across San Francisco, residents are sporting an abnormal amount of red, white, or gold. Rightfully so. The 49ers
Arts & Entertainment Fuzzy New York Columnist Calls San Francisco Fans "Soft" Today in cross-country smacktalk, New York Daily News columnist Filip Bondy just comes right out and says what's on his mind: "San Francisco 49er's fans are soft." After the vitriol that came out
Arts & Entertainment Niners Preview: Get Gone, NY Giants (By Daisy Barringer) You know how sometimes when you get what you want it doesn't feel real? Like, you're in a fog or a dream or underwater? That is exactly what has happened
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Joe Staley & Vernon Davis Sing Adele Pause what you're doing and please enjoy as honey-throated 49ers O-lineman Joe Staley and soft-handed tight end Vernon Davis serenade you with their take on Adele's "Someone Like You". (The U.K.'s
Arts & Entertainment 'Sports Illustrated' 49ers Cover Looks Similar To Gay Sex On today's edition of Homosexualizing the 49ers, we take a look at this week's cover of Sports Illustrated. Chortle. It looks like they're totally doing it. And before you come down on us
SF News Jed York's Twitter Ticket Giveaway Winner Watched The Niners While His Wife Gave Birth Meet Vince Cava, the lucky winner of Jed York's Twitter ticket giveaway sweepstakes contest-thing. After apparently setting up a twitter account for the express purpose of tweeting at the Niners President and CEO,
Arts & Entertainment City Hall Goes Red & Gold In honor of the Niners current playoff run, San Francisco city hall lit up in a wash of Red and Gold lights tonight. Local photographer The Tens captured this lovely shot of the
Arts & Entertainment N.Y. Giants Safety Taunts Vernon Davis, Uses The Word 'Jelling' The cross-country words are flying in the lead up to the Sunday's NFC Championship game. Giants safety Antrel Rolle, specifically, had some words for game winning catch-maker and 7x7 cover model Vernon Davis.
