Arts & Entertainment Meanwhile, In New Orleans: Fabulous Hats! Football fans Rion Loisel and Uland Price of Louisiana pose with Mark Castanon of San Jose, wearing their custom-made and completely fabulous Super Bowl ring hats earlier today along the Riverwalk in New
SF News 49ers Preview: SUPER BOWL By Daisy Barringer It's been an emotional two weeks. A lot of crying. Like, a lot of crying. I cried watching 49ers’ videos. I cried reading 49ers’ stories. I cried just thinking about
Arts & Entertainment Trio Of 49ers Visit Strip Club Before Sunday's Big Game Frank Gore, Michael Crabtree and Patrick Willis relieved some stress by hitting up a New Orleans strip club on Thursday night. Questionably billed as "one of the best strip clubs" on Bourbon Street,
Arts & Entertainment S.F. Zoo Rhinoceros Eats Baltimore Raven For Breakfast Well, sort of, anyway: This morning at the San Francisco Zoo, Boone the Black Rhino (named for Alex Boone, the white offensive lineman) devoured the Baltimore Ravens for a light morning meal. Unfortunately,
SF News Video: Snarky TV Reporter Accuses Drunk 49ers Fan Of Having STD Aww, poor thing. While reporting from the French Quarter in New Orleans for the Super Bowl, WKMG reporter Jessica Sanchez's news-lite segment was interrupted by a drunk 49ers fan. The reporter then turns
Arts & Entertainment Top 5 Gayest (And Thus Best) Super Bowl Halftime Shows Super Bowl halftime shows make Rob Lowe and Snow White's infamous 1988 Oscar performance look like "Rose's Turn" from Gypsy. And you think that reference is gay, you should see the following Super
Arts & Entertainment 49ers Super Bowl Song Some Kind Of Hit Twerkng, the funky chicken, Alex Smith, Kaepernicking -- this song has it all. Or not. The most requested song on San Francisco's 99.7-FM KMVQ (NOW!) is the station's very own ditty dedicated
SF News They're Going To The Super Bowl! Scammed Couple Gets Free Tickets From Ticketmaster That Hayward, California couple's embarrassing decision to wire $5,900 to some joker in Boca Raton actually paid off in the end. After the story broke yesterday, Ticketmaster CEO Nathan Hubbard called Sharon
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Hi Tops, The New Gay Sports Bar, Lands In 'Sports Illustrated' A photo of two dudes mid-smooch at the bar at Hi Tops (2247 Market Street), shot just as the 49ers clinched the NFC championship, has landed in the pages of Sports Illustrated. The
Arts & Entertainment Meanwhile, On Colin Kaepernick's Chin... Presented without comment, that thing on Colin Kaepernick's chin.
SF News Gay Former 49er Charged With Beating His Ex-Boyfriend Kwame Harris, former San Francisco 49ers and Oakland Raiders offensive, will appear in court this week for allegedly assaulting his ex-boyfriend outside a Chinese food restaurant in August 2012. The fight, it seems,
SF News Super Bowl Troll Sends 'GOO RAVENS!!! LOL' Note Instead Of $5,900 Tickets [Updated] A couple from Hayward, California hoping to see their San Francisco 49ers take on the Baltimore Ravens in New Orleans on Sunday fell victim to a nefarious hoax this week after wiring nearly
SF News Michael Crabtree Won't Face Sexual Assault Charges 'At This Time' After an investigation by the San Francisco Police Department's special victims unit, District Attorney Gascón has determined 49ers wide receiver Michael Crabtree, who helped lead the Niners to victory in the NFC Championship
Arts & Entertainment Video: Jim Harbaugh Playing Screech's Cousin On 'Saved By The Bell' We get that many of you have already seen this gem. And good on you. But many of you have not, so we present to you 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh in a 1996
Arts & Entertainment Photo Du Jour: #Harbowl 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh scratches his face with a football during an NFL football practice.
SF News Kaepernick Wants To Trademark Kaepernicking A full week before the 49ers clinched a spot in Super Bowl XLVII, quarterback Colin Kaepernick applied to trademark the term "Kaepernicking," the widely repeated move of flexing his right bicep and moving
SF News 49ers Sexual Assault Report at W Hotel Deemed Shaky Although championship football players who (allegedly) rape have made headlines as of late, a report of a sexual assault by 49ers star wide receiver Michael Crabtree is now considered "shaky" and possibly false.
SF News Colin Kaepernick and Alex Smith Celebrate NFC Championship at Unexciting San Jose Club Meteoric quarterback and social media punchline Colin Kaepernick and the rest of the team apparently made it back to the Bay Area in a hurry following Sunday's victory in Atlanta. Kaepernick and long-forgotten
Arts & Entertainment For Proper Kaepernicking, Adorn Yourself With These Full-Size Temporary Tattoos Have your bicep-kissing Kaepernicking moments felt a little lackluster lately? Having some underwhelming performances in the endzone? Maybe what you are missing, dear faithful Niners fan, is the power of God in the
SF News Niners Fan Punched, Knifed By Falcons Fan in Atlanta A 49ers fan got in a scuffle with a Falcons fan outside the Georgia Dome after the NFC Championship game yesterday, resulting in the 49ers fan getting cut with his own knife. Way
SF News Daisy Does the Niners: We're Going to the Super Bowl By Daisy Barringer You guys: The Niners are going to the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl! THE SUPER BOWL! It feels like a dream. Like at any moment someone might snatch the 28-24
Arts & Entertainment 'Aunt' Of Super Bowl-Bound 49ers Player Screams, Curses On Live TV Charmed. After the San Francisco 49ers won Sunday's NFC Championship Game against Atlanta, fans were understandably and expectedly elated. One in particular, this woman claiming to be the aunt of Dashon Goldson, let
Arts & Entertainment Niners Fans React To Win Hey, did you know that Rob Lowe is a Niners fan? Neither did we. But he, along with scores of other football fans, let their SF love loose after the Niners won the
SF News The Niners Are Going To The Superbowl The San Francisco 49ers overcame a 17-0 deficit to defeat the Falcons 28-24 in a tight game in Atlanta and bring home the NFC Championship. We'll have a full recap once we can
SF News 49ers at Falcons NFC Championship Game Preview By Daisy Barringer Note: I have knocked on wood for every single positive thing stated in this article. This, despite the fact that I learned this morning the reason we knock on wood
