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- Hey, want a telepathy hat? [SFist]
- [Haute Living] apparently doesn't know that that Mark Twain quote is fake.
- Speaking of fake, this Jayden K. Smith Facebook thing is a hoax. [WTNH]
- Local tennis coach faces multiple sexual assault allegations. [KRON 4]
- Uber will get to question Larry Page for up to four hours during self-driving car suit. [Roadshow]
- Investigation reveals Vallejo cops didn't use previously alleged racial slur during traffic stop. [KRON 4]
- Man accused of massive Star Wars memorabilia theft pleads guilty. [Bay City News]
- San Francisco is the eighth least affordable city for renters worldwide. [Curbed SF]
- The Human Rights Campaign has announced that they will set aside $26 million to help pro-LGBT candidates win at all levels of government. [ABC 7]
- Young Bay Area radio personality recovering from stroke. [CBS 5]
