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- "What the fuck kind of bromance is this going to be without any booze or cocaine?" [SFist]
- Jerry Brown has signed legislation that takes a step toward condoning the practice of lane-splitting. [Associated Press]
- You can buy Apple co-founder Mike Markkula's Carmel Valley ranch for only $45 million. [SF Gate]
- Facebook launches teen-oriented app that (among other things) asks you to take a photo depicting when you have no money. [CNet]
- Targets of Twitter harassment think their "filter" solution is weak. [Wired]
- Bay Area nursing assistant accused of stalking Kris Jenner has reportedly been coping with mental issues since she was a teen. [ABC 7]
- Good Samaritans in Tiburon come to the rescue of a crow. (Which, do you remember this BBC story about an eight-year-old girl and her amazing relationship with some crows? Some days, when all the news just seems too awful, I go back and read it again.) [SF Chronicle]
- Yet more complaints that the selection process for SFPD's new chief is a sham. [Mission Local]
- Oracle is reportedly funding a new anti-Google group. [Fortune]
- This [SF Chronicle] piece on a local man's memoir written after his brother killed their father is terrific.
