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- How three guys' poorly thought out plan for a Dolores Park slip-and-slide went sideways. [SFist]
- Sharks spotted off Santa Cruz shore. [Bay City News]
- Courtside tickets for tonight's Warriors game are going for $50,000. [CBS 5]
- Speaking of the Warriors, in light of his wife's irate tweets, Steph Curry threatens to cut off his home wi-fi. [CBS 5]
- Prosecutors in the trial of Silk Road creator Ross Ulbricht "attempt to put the final seal on the fate of the man behind the dark web’s most notorious black market." [Wired]
- Oakland man busted for child porn is arraigned in court in SF. [Bay City News]
- One of the supposed reasons for Jane Kim's impressive shoring against Scott Wiener? Kim didn't flood your mailbox with junk, Wiener did. [SF Chronicle]