- 100-year-old Hayward man says doughnuts are why he’s avoided death. [CBS 5]
- It's not always easy to find a dog-friendly apartment, but apparently it's easiest in the Tenderloin and near Lake Merced. [Business Times]
- Reminder: SFMOMA officially reopens Saturday, and you can expect Howard Street to be closed and big crowds are expected. [Chron]
- And here are some shots from the Modern Ball last night. [Chron]
- Nearly a quarter of people driving in carpool lanes in the Bay Area during the morning commute are breaking the law. [ABC 7]
- Winchester Mystery House is celebrating Friday the 13th with fun events today, and all night. [KRON 4]
- Investigators can now probe Twitter, Facebook and other social media sites as a part of background checks for security clearances. [Chron]
- SF residents who travel a lot say they’re being screwed by city’s short term rental laws. Which: probably. [Hoodline]
- Remember when Joe’s Crab Shack went tipless? Well, that’s over. [Consumerist]
- A man was left with a “shoe print” on his head after a Dolores Park-adjacent mugging which happened around 6 p.m. Thursday. [Bay Area Reporter]
- Philly cops disguised a surveillance truck as a Google street-mapping car, and Google demanded they remove the offending logos. [Motherboard]