- You had me at "Uncle Jizzy." [SFist]
- A suspicious Pine Street package proved unworthy of suspicion. [Bay City News]
- When John Stamos watched the first promo for Fuller House, he cried. [People]
- San Francisco home prices have fallen for first time since December 2011. [SF Gate]
- Steph Curry is so good, video game programmers can't figure out how to replicate his range. [CBS5]
- 65-year-old man arrested for robbing [Richmond District] bank.
- That torso found near the Dunbarton Bridge might belong to this missing Brisbane woman. [ABC7]
- VP Joe Biden will be at UCSF this weekend to talk about cancer. [SF Chronicle]
- City officials authorized funding Wednesday for San Francisco to begin outfitting police officers with body-worn cameras as early as next month. [SF Examiner]