- Did former Times food columnist turned vegan delivery service start-up staffer Mark Bittman just call companies like Seamless, Caviar, and Munchery "glorified pizza delivery, or glorified Thai take-out"? Sure sounds like it! [SFist]
- A female UC Berkeley student was assaulted on campus. [KRON4]
- Oh, god. Project Greenlight director/villain Jason Mann is from Burlingame. [Wired]
- The Oakland school security guard caught on tape as he allegedly beat a student in a wheelchair was sentenced yesterday to five years felony probation. [Bay City News]
- Surely there's some well-heeled SF person/company eager to seem like anything other than the cause of The Current Troubles that can save the Cadillac Hotel? [SF Chronicle]
- Gmail wants to "analyze the contents of an email and then suggest a few (very brief) responses." Because it has such awesome people skills already! [Wired]
- Muni driver reunites passenger with wallet. [Fog City Notes]
- Behold, the most expensive house for sale in SF. [SocketSite]
- "Do San Francisco tech startups really need $10 million in state tax credits?" asks the [SF Business Times].
- 26-year-old San Francisco resident Douglas Maderos identified as the man killed in a solo crash on 101 near Cesar Chavez. [Bay City News]
