With Facebook friends like yours, who needs enemies? You can torture yourself just fine with posts from your highly successful pals. Stay up late again checking out pictures of their beautiful house/significant other/boat? Sure!
Singer/songwriter Pat Regan succeeds in skewering that whole proposition with this great song. And those effects! The way each of the posts is animated is really something. Of course you'll anticipate the kicker, "I only get half the story when / I'm fa fa fa fa Facebook stalking my 'more successful' friends." Spoiler: your friends' lives are probably not demonstrably better than your own, especially if they feel the need to broadcast their accomplishments online.