A disturbing incident involving a completely nude, probably crazy, possibly drug-addled individual happened early Sunday morning on Brighton Avenue near the Balboa Park BART Station. The naked suspect had apparently been leaping across rooftops of single-family homes in the neighborhood, as CBS 5 reports, and then broke into the upper story of one home where he woke up the couple asleep there around 3 a.m.

Per the report:

He fought with the homeowner and bit him on the shoulder, then jumped into his wife’s bed and bit her on the leg.

Officers arrived quickly and took the intruder into custody. Neighbors said the burglar had to be restrained to a gurney and the intruder was screaming incoherently.

And you know our crime news has just reached Florida-level absurdity when news stations in Texas start picking up our stories.

Anyway. Either there are some really awesome new drugs going around town, or there is a bath-salts rave scene down near Lake Merced that we didn't know about, or both.

Previously: Tweaky Cow Hollow Standoff Suspect High On Bath Salts