Because heat is such a strange thing to have around here, the National Weather Service has issued a heat advisory for today and tomorrow. In other words, go the beach.

No seriously. Why are you still reading this? You should be at the beach.

Temperatures at the coast, and in S.F., are expected to hit the mid-80s this afternoon, and maybe the high 80s tomorrow, with the inland Bay Area getting mid-90s, as CBS 5 reports, and just like we told you the other day.

So, drop everything, play hooky, do whatever you must to get out there and bask in it, kids. This only happens but a few times a year. Sadly I will still be here being jealous of you because somebody has to make the internet happen.

Godspeed.