Way, way over in Butte, Montana, Pastor/49er zealot Tim Christensen of Gold Hill Lutheran Church cut things short with God on Sunday in order to watch SF beat Carolina. "Would you all like to be forgiven for your sins?" asks Christensen. "Ok, that's great. You are ... There's bread and wine up at the table. Feel free to help yourself."
Before leaving his flock, he kisses his biceps (comme Kaepernick) and then rips open his holy attire Superman-style to reveal a glorious 49ers shirt beneath.
Praise Harbaugh.
