- Reminder, Niners Faithful: please don't steal anything from Candlestick Park tonight, the SFPD is watching. [BCN/Appeal]
- "Ape Hashbury" is the new name for the iconic pink Bay to Breakers gorilla. [Bay to Breakers]
- Two boys kissing: how everyone's favorite sports photo came together in 2013. [Deadspin]
- How celebrated local decorator Ken Fulk displays his Christmas cards. [Town & Country]
- Here is a list of Silicon Valley's biggest dick moves of 2013. [Valleywag]
- Today in crime: Man breaks into Mission district home to go #2; Noe Valley residence robbed of Christmas presents, bicycle. [SFEx]
- The San Francisco Fire Department dominates the list of the city's highest paid workers. [Chron]
- Acclaimed Brooklyn pizzeria Paulie Gee's is expanding to Oakland. [Eater]
