"Behaving Badly" is sort of relative, when we're talking about the atmosphere at Dolores Park, but it is still baffling that newsman-about-town Stanley Roberts hasn't already found more people skirting the law in the city's nicest playground/beer garden/drug den. For his latest segment, Stanley heads to the noted park and finds everything from bad pizza delivery guys to one dude who only puts on pants to "potty" by the train tracks.

It is, quite possibly, the perfect outsider's portrait of Dolores Park. Observe:

Previously: All Stanley Roberts segments on SFist