Afternoon Palate Cleanser: 'The Onion' Takes On 5-Hour Energy

Are you getting that 2:30 feeling? Well, you may or may not be aware that 5-Hour Energy has been linked to at least 13 deaths, and may also cause convulsions and spontaneous abortions. Above, the Onion News Network takes on the crisis, which the company's CEO supposedly says is just "collateral damage in his company's ongoing war against that 2:30 feeling." [The Onion]