- Jerry Brown's 90s-era 1-800 hotline still works. (Bonus: Willie Brown shortsightedness) [Hartlaub/Chron]
- Niners safety Donte Whitner just changed his name to "Donte Hitner." It's a football pun, you see. [SFEx]
- New York restaurants are doing some frightening things to tacos. [NYT]
- Lesbian couple are better at holding hands, a survey says. [SFWeekly]
- Baby boomers in San Jose will never, ever die, basically. [NBCBayArea]
