San Francisco's Mission District, home of the placated infantilized male, saw a long line early Tuesday morning for neither food nor food truck. The queue -- around 100 deep, according to David Downs -- was for today's release of Grand Theft Auto V.

GTAV is expected to be the best-selling game of all time. Analyst Colin Sebastian anticipates the latest installment of the series to net $1 billion in sales during the first month alone, and sell 20 million units by March.

It looks pretty cool and, like you, we would love to play it as soon as humanly possible.

[David Downs]