This brilliant new song and video from Keisha (a.k.a. YouTuber soundlyawake a.k.a. New Jersey-based comedian Nicola Foti) reflects everything we've been trying to teach our friends for the last half-decade. You know the ones. The friends who call you back when you text them, or, worse, call to ask a question that would be much more easily answered via text.

Remember, everyone: Phone calls are reserved only for parents, grandparents, life-or-death news, or plans so complicated that a text exchange will drive everyone insane and a phone call is, actually, more efficient. That last one is a judgment call of course, and your discretion is kindly appreciated.

Also: We love Brandi.