Sometimes it can be hard to tell what's normal in this town. Here now (with a tip of the hat to Buzzfeed listicles): 41 possible signs you've become that jaded San Franciscan.

1. It's a "corner store" not a "bodega"

2. When traveling, you get confused when there's nowhere to put your recycling and compost.

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3. You're no longer eligible for 7x7's Hot 20 Under 40.

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4. You're genuinely baffled by the sight of children.

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(Photo: green kozi on flickr)

5. You're no longer fazed by human feces.

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6. You think it's cool that your band opened for Sleater-Kinney at the Tip Top.

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Sleater-Kinney at Great American in 2002. (Photo: Comtesse DeSpair on flickr)

7. You say you're over Dolores Park… when you're on your way to Dolores Park.

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(Photo: DocPop on flickr)

8. You go batshit insane and remove all your clothing the moment the temperature breaks 78 degrees.

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(Photo: Kayvee on flickr)

9. You no longer yell "back door!" or "step down!" for fellow Muni riders because it's more satisfying to watch them struggle.

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(Photo: Megan Allison on flickr)

10. You think people who call it "the BART" or "the Muni" should be immediately deported to North Dakota.

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(Photo: Carl Wilson on flickr)

11. Same goes for people who eat a burrito with a knife and fork.

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(Photo: Adam Smith on flickr)

12. You know that tacos are the new burrito.

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(Photo: riceandwheat on flickr)

13. And pupusas are the new tacos.

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(Photo: Jonathan McIntosh on flickr)

14. You remember when the city was a gay mecca

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(Photo: Eric/sftrajan on flickr)

15. You throw a tantrum every time you try to find food after 10 p.m.

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(Photo: Jeremy Brooks)

16. You've gotten food poisoning twice from bacon wrapped hot dogs on Mission Street, and you will still get it a third time.

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(Original photo: Rob Koziura on flickr)

17. You're completely blind to naked old men with cockrings.

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(AP Photo/San Francisco Chronicle, Paul Chinn)

18. You miss the days when you could do way too much E on Saturdays at Club Universe

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(Via: Club Universe on Myspace [sheesh])

19. You've STILL never been to Alcatraz.

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(Photo: Tony Koloski on flickr)

20. You've actually taken a moment to look up who your District Supervisor is.

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21. You've appeared in Gloss magazine.

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22. You used to get drunk with Ana Matronic at Trannyshack when it was at the Stud.

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(Photo: SeanFrisco on flickr)

23. You actually went to this cyber cafe.

24. Uber seems like a perfectly normal, affordable way to get around town.

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(Via: Uber)

25. You've lived here for more than two months.

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(Photo: Andrew Mager on flickr)

26. You have four terrariums.

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(Photo: Flora Grubb)

27. You know science museums are actually for grownups.

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28. The F line just seems loud and annoying

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(Photo: Sergio Ruiz on flickr)

29. You remember when Mecca was hip and Farallon was brand new.

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(Photo: Jack on flickr)

30. You want a serious relationship just so you can split your rent.

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31. You worked at The Industry Standard.

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32. You remember when the Lion Pub was a gay bar.

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(Photo: Yelper Matt M.)

33. You got laid at the Black House in the Castro.

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Castro Party a.k.a. "The Black House" party card (via: Jimmy Mike on flickr)

34. You say things like, "I don't go North of Geary."

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(Via: Street View)

35. Aside from work, you never leave your neighborhood.

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(Photo: David Gartner on flickr)

36. Napa sounds like a pain in the ass to get to.

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(Photo: Wally Gobetz on flickr)

37. Oakland sounds like a pain in the ass to get to.

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(Photo: Sergio Ruiz on flickr)

38. North Beach sounds like a pain in the ass to get to.

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(Photo: Alexandra Jones on flickr)

39. You've stopped trying to compare San Francisco to New York.

40. The next time you step off a BART train from SFO, you'll realize you secretly kind of missed the faint odor of weed and urine.

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(Photo: David Lytle on flickr)

41. You may need a liver transplant.

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Fernet shots. (Photo: Phil Dokas)




With additional witticisms by Brock Keeling, Jay Barmann and Rose Garrett.

(Photo: jdaisy on flickr)