You probably could have used this weeks ago, but the Onion News Network today brings you some words of advice for "surviving this onslaught of unbearable garbage" you'll be subjected today all Election Day on Twitter and Facebook.
A few ideas for limiting your exposure to misattributed quotations and "self-righteous reminders to get out and vote" follows in the video above, but of course if you followed these ideas you would likely have blocked everyone you know on Facebook.
Anyway, it's all going to be over soon, kids, we promise, and your racist uncles and incessantly wonky friends will go back to being their less vocal selves any day now. And maybe someday we'll all recognize how Facebook has made tedious, babbling idiots of us all.
