During the fifth inning of Game 1 on Wednesday, we got off our couch, turned off the TV, and begrudgingly arrived (tipsy) to the 2013 Michelin Guide party when the discussion of the Giants surprisingly sprang up. (Shocking given that food media types rarely talk about anything other than restaurants, themselves, or which PR person is on their shit list.) Specifically, the conversation devolved to the players' sexual desirability. Now, we try not to get into these kinds of conversations since a) we're gay and it can come across as affected shtick, and b) it's just not nice. Most of our baseball appreciation and fandom comes from our father. To the best of our knowledge, dad never once brought up Reggie Jackson's ass while we watched games together at Anaheim Stadium back in the '80s.

But why not discuss their signature looks? After all, the Giants are branding themselves accordingly, especially with postseason victories. And didn't the media spill much ink over Gabby Douglas' hair this summer? They did. They certainly did. And with that, we want to talk about your San Francisco Giants hairdos. We begin with Hunter Pence...