KRON 4's Stanley Roberts, owner of the best newsman voice in the entire state of California as well as a Bay to Breakers pee voyeur, is back with a new installment of his delightful People Behaving Badly local news segment. This time around, Roberts uses his golden voice to shed some light on that insidious crime spree currently happening in the Lower Haight: cyclists running stop signs along the Wiggle.

In the 30 minutes, it took Mr. Roberts to get enough footage to produce his local Emmy-worthy piece, 13 cyclists received tickets from the SFPD for blowing through stop signs. While the cyclists' excuses range from "I thought they were yields for bikers" to "eh, whatever," at least one ticked-off pedestrian was on hand to provide the kind of rambling counterargument that these segments thrive on. Tying the whole thing together is a bonus cameo by local celebrity parrot Patricia Dolores at the two minute mark.

Previously: Drunks Peeing In The Panhandle After Bay To Breakers
Stanley Roberts Revisits Classic Bay To Breakers Shenanigans
KRON 4's Stanley Roberts Investigates 'People Behaving Badly' On Hippie Hill