Our perpetually slick former Mayor celebrated yesterday's national holiday in classic American style: by watching the local parade with the wife and kids. Dressed to beat the heat in a white v-neck t-shirt and jeans (Are they Diesel? We're betting they're Diesel) — it's like Gavin was going for Marlon Brando in The Wild Ones, but ended up somewhere more like Brandon, that guy you met at mimosa brunch at Circa. And check out the guns on that guy. Bro might be avoiding Sacramento, but he's definitely been hitting up the gym.

Previously: Gavin Newsom Describes Sacramento: "I Just, Ugh, God"