- The Sunset location of Patxi's Pizza will deliver to your picnic blanket anywhere in Golden Gate Park.
- Jasper the hedgehog gives the S.F. Zoo's new professor-in-residence a warm San Francisco welcome. (He peed on the guy.) [SFGate]
- Deplorable teen facing charges for punching a girl in the face at the Bayfair BART station. [KTVU]
- An elderly driver in Concord crashed his car in to a Baskin-Robbins. No word on where the grandkids were. [SFGate]
- A woman in hayward set her own house on fire. Like Dr. Phil, the city of Hayward will now be giving her a free mental health evaluation. [CBS5]
- This man in Modesto likes to celebrate a little too much. He was busted for public drunkenness while on the way to court to face Public Intoxication charges. [CBS5]
