Meet Lisa. Her friends really want her to sit down, but also to stand up. This marvelous video was captured by SFist friend Jack Shamama in the hours just following Saturday's Dyke March and rally in Dolores Park, and it's really a masterwork in guerrilla drunk cinema. It's important to understand that all three of these women are quite intoxicated. This incredibly difficult process, of getting Lisa off the corner, actually took more than fifteen minutes, but thankfully, the video has been edited down for your amusement.

This is an SFist *exclusive*, by the way.

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