A horde of teens who assaulted a woman on Sunday are in a thick wad of trouble. The merry band of useless hormone cases, it seems, tossed a milkshake at a female pedestrian on Sunday, June 24, just before midnight, hitting her in the face. Vile. For what it's worth, the group was motoring around inside a white Range Rover. It seems that the woman was walking across University Avenue near Alma Street on Sunday when a group of teenagers in a white SUV threw the aforementioned frozen sweet treat in her face.
But wait, it gets worse.
In a instinctual moment of retaliation, the woman hurled her purse at the car. Unfortunately, "[a] window was open on the Range Rover and the purse landed in the car." And saod purse contained an alleged $2,000 in cash as well as several personal items. Police are now looking for the deplorable teens in question, "but have no descriptions." The kids could face charges up to and including "battery for striking the woman with the milkshake, or possession of stolen property or misappropriation of property."
The milkshake was vanilla.
